Until the tender age of 35, I wore whatever nether-tethers Costco or Target was running a sale on. See, my dog Paco is a card-carrying member of the Crotch Cuisine Club. That’s right folks, something about the smell and taste of anything that has rubbed up against his mommy’s undercarriage apparently smacks of divine nectar to my dog. He has been known to consume the entire crotch from a pair of denim jeans or yoga pants I had dared go commando in – and lived to tell the tale. And no matter how deep in the hamper I’d bury my laundry… he managed to seek and destroy pair after pair. So, you can imagine that the thought of splurging on fancy panties seemed rather out of the question.
Until I got divorced.
Suddenly, my Hanes habit was infinitely less appealing. The thought of a new man having to bear witness to me in a generic cotton underoo was simply not acceptable! (My poor ex-husband was not really afforded such royal treatment. Symptom #1,419 that we weren’t the best match.) Plus, now I was sharing custody of Paco with said ex-husband, so my undies were guaranteed sanctuary from the panty-pirate-puppy at least every other month. So I set about finding some intimates that fit my criteria: cute, comfortable, durable, and natural.
Is it just me, or does wearing underwear from Victoria’s Secret make any of you feel like you’re dressing up in your mom’s lingerie? I mean, not that it’s old lady-ish. But, that kind of sexy just doesn’t feel natural to me. And, in my experience, their undies shrink and/or fall apart very quickly. After a few washes, the elastic would start to pull out and the edges would fray, and I ain’t got time for none of that cheap workmanship on undies at that price! Target stuff held up better, for pete’s sake. And in generally, overly satiny, lacy, “sexy” stuff just felt like a costume to me. Meanwhile, I hadn’t felt sexy in such a long time, I didn’t even know where to start. Suffice it to say, finding the right kind of lingerie for my kind of sexy has been kind of an adventure.
It gradually became clear that my undergarment needs generally fall into three primary categories: casual, sexy, and fitness-friendly. (To be clear, even the casual and fitness-friendly pairs should have an element of sexy in them. But “sexy” still deserves it’s own category, y’know?) After careful research, trial, and error… I’m pleased to share with you my favorite knickers for each need!
MeUndies are, hands-down, the perfect blend of comfortable, cute and casual for every day underwear needs. Their boyish cut of their brief gives just the right amount of coverage while still feeling feminine and flirty, and the micro-modal blend is almost too-soft-to-be-true. They’re like your softest, favorite vintage t-shirt jersey… only with enough grip to hang on to your bum. And the waistband is nice and thick, without being too tight – so no muffin top! They’ve also got nice thongs, socks and t-shirts, but the boycut briefs are definitely my favorites. They come in a sweet array of colors and patterns, and MeUndies does a bunch of fun “subscribe and save” or bulk purchase deals. Bonus: they hold up absolutely great in the wash. I just throw them in with my other delicates, and they come out fine, every time. I just love ’em.
I’d been hearing about Hanky Panky for years. Women I know would extoll their virtues regularly, and my interest was definitely piqued. One day they had a big sale, and I took the plunge. My friend Jessica specifically recommended the low-rise thong, so I got a few colors in that cut, and a smattering of other cuts and styles that looked interesting. Holy baloney these things are amazing. They’re lacey, but somehow feel as comfortable as jersey. No itchiness, no weird pulling, just the right amount of spandex. The thong is a one-size-fits-all dealie, but they miraculously fit like a glove. The waistband has a nice feminine dip, and the wide straps on the sides grip without cutting in. Best of all, the *ahem* rear of the thong slides cozily into it’s *ahem* slot, and doesn’t irritate my skin at all or feel like a weird overly-tight strap. They’re simple and effortlessly sexy. I also got a couple pairs of boyshorts and hipsters, which I also really love, for days I want just a wee bit more coverage. These also fare really well in the washing machine, I’m happy to report. I ain’t got no time for handwashing my knickers!
clockwise from top left: 1. low rise thong, 2. low rise thong, 3. low rise thong and lace bralette
4. cheeky hipster, 5. signature cheeky hipster, 6. lace boyshort – available here
I work out a lot, and I sweat a lot while working out. I wear tight, spandex pants with moisture-wicking fanciness, and I definitely wanted underwear that a) wouldn’t leave visible lines, b) wouldn’t retain moisture, and c) was comfortable as hell. I found it in the least-likely/most-likely place: Lululemon. At first blush, it seems laughable to even call their Light as Air thong “underwear”. When you get it out of the box, it’s all but see-through. Just a seemingly flimsy, seamless, and incredibly thin band of “Transluxent” fabric, with a tiny cotton patch sewn into the crotch. But, slide this sucker on, and give it all you got in the gym, and you’ll never go back to any other panties for your fitness needs. I am completely sold on it’s breatheability, moisture-wicking awesomeness, and barely-there comfort.
It’s just the right amount of underwear, and softly clings to my skin with just the right amount of hold, and zero friction factor. Sometimes, I completely forget I have them on, and something about the sheer softness of the fabric lends them a decidedly sexy factor, too. These do stretch out a tiny bit by the end of the day, but a quick wash on delicate with my other workout gear snaps them right back into place. No shrinkage, just a return to normal. Oh, and no fabric softener for these puppies, as with any other moisture-wicking fabrics. Otherwise they get coated and lose their wicky mojo. No bueno.
I’m so pleased to have found 3 go-to brands that make me feel naturally sexy, comfortable, and happy. Now, if I could only have such luck with bras. I’m still in Target junior’s department styles up top. Yeah. SEXY.
But I’m sure I’m missing some stellar options out there. What are your favorite brands?
Oh hello there. My name is Dana, and this is my new blog.
I started my first blog when I got engaged, six years ago. A mere baby in the blog world, I was finding my feet and my voice – finding myself as a writer and bride-to-be. A year later I was married, and my blog had grown into a trusted resource in the wedding world, so I decided to continue running it as such, rather than moving forward past weddings and into my life.
It was a smart move. The blog has flourished into more than I ever dreamed it could be and catapulted me into the roles of wedding expert, entrepreneur, and published author… but in the years that have followed, I’ve desperately missed having the space to share my experience, to connect with a world outside weddings through the magical mystery webz, to brandish my unique Dana-ness through the tapping of fingers upon a keyboard and pixels on a screen.
Six years later, my marriage is over, and a new journey is beginning. Life told me it was time.
SO HERE I AM.